Caslamity Jane - V8
Wham Bam Thank You Ma'ams
Motto:I'm a be-bop baby and I don't take nothin' from no one. See you later, daddi-os. this is filler text so Caslamity's image will move the hell over and align 25px from the right margin.
Do you have any nicknames: Slam
Position: wreckin' ball
Favorite physical fact: Blood content: 25% Methanol, 55% Nitro, 20% Alcohol. Top Fuel, baby.
Derby awards recieved: Sass On Wheels.
Where you were born & raised: Dixie & Dixie
Died: Dixie
Likes: horsepower, boss rods. and catastrophic collisions
Dislikes: sunlight, wussies, duds
Favorite things to do when you're not skating: Target Practice