Caslamity Jane - V8

Wham Bam Thank You Ma'ams

Motto:I'm a be-bop baby and I don't take nothin' from no one. See you later, daddi-os. this is filler text so Caslamity's image will move the hell over and align 25px from the right margin.

Do you have any nicknames: Slam

Position: wreckin' ball

Favorite physical fact: Blood content: 25% Methanol, 55% Nitro, 20% Alcohol. Top Fuel, baby.

Derby awards recieved: Sass On Wheels.

Where you were born & raised: Dixie & Dixie

Died: Dixie

Likes: horsepower, boss rods. and catastrophic collisions

Dislikes: sunlight, wussies, duds

Favorite things to do when you're not skating: Target Practice