Disorderlee Conduct - 23

Candy Apple Razorblades

Position: Jammer, Blocker

Likes: Grippy wheels, strong drinks, traditional tattoos, cops that don't arrest me

Dislikes:Bald wheels, bad music, close minded people.

Derby awards recieved: Lives Derby 24/7 and Best Jammer of 2008 (Next season)

Phobias: Birds and the touching of my neck (Don't do it unless you want to live the rest of your life handless ... ) .

Favorite thing to do when not skating: Watch The Go Devils burn the f*ing house down with their insane guitar licks and bass slappin' debauchery!!!!

One night on tour with Gwar as a fire spitting slave pit running mistress, I decided it was a good idea to accept a drinking challenge from by a fellow bar mate. It didn't take very long for she and I to start getting out of hand. Apparently the bartender didn't like the fact that I was spitting fire inside the bar. So I was escorted out of the bar where I then decided to take a piss next to a cop car to be funny. I didn't realize the cop was still inside. Officer Wyatt didn't seem to like my sense of humor. I was arrested for disorderly conduct, public intoxication and urinating in public. So I spent the night in county jail only to be released a few days later. After all of that I decided I needed to calm down a little. So I jumped off tour with Gwar, hopped a train and rode in the Appalachian Mountains.