Master Skate
League Coach
Nickname: Sarge, Drill Sarge
Something people don't know about you: Once fought Chuck Norris ... Beat his ASS!
Speciality: Making my team skate to the point of nausea.
Derby Award Recieved: Best Razorblade Coach
Likes: Hockey and derby
Dislikes: Football and annoying people
Favorite thing to do when not skating: Fighting bears with my bare hands but always making sure there's time for tea.
After getting kicked out of the Army for being "too much of a killing machine," I was banned from hockey for using a broken stick to remove the heart of an opponent. I was given the chance to coach derby. They are the only criminally insane bunch left on the earth that would take me. I dish out punishment and they keep asking for more. These girls never back down and if they only knew what I was capable of they probably wouldn't even care. They just might pit me against other coaches or even the bus!