Sugar Magmaulya - 1970
Candy Apple Razorblades
Position: Blocker
Nickname: Sugar, Roller Derby Annihilator
Derby awards recieved: Hardest Hitter, Ghetto booty (The latter award is not an actual physical description of Sugar's booty, but what she can do with it at an after-party)
Dislikes: People who are fake. Grapefruit. The sound it makes when people scrape the fork against their teeth when eating. Intentional misspellings for the purpose of a catchy business title - for example, Kelly's Krazy Kat Store.
Likes: Roller skating. Hula hooping. Good music. Tall men with nice arms. Ice cream. My mom.
I got sent to the principal's office in fifth grade because a boy skipped me in line while waiting for the water fountain after gym class. I grabbed him from behind and ripped his shirt, and he ran crying to the principal. I have a lot of pent up aggression to let out on the rink and I'm glad I have derby so I'm not a raving bitch all time. I love finding the sweet spot in a curve on the track to cut out and knock the shit out of a jammer who's not expecting it.